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Behold… relics of immense, chaotic power!

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Notebooks! Pillows! Laptop sleeves! Aprons bathed in infernal fire! Each one infused with the essence of legend—and maybe a dash of divine chaos.

These artifacts are not for the faint of heart. They serve no single purpose… because they serve every purpose! From battlefield prep to nap-time transcendence, the Neat Stuff collection delivers unexpected Fire Emblem flair wherever your story takes you.

Choose wisely, summoner. The fate of your desk—or dinner party—may hang in the balance. ⚔️🔥📓

— Owain, Hero of Hype (and Holder of Many Trinkets)